Pic of the Week: Ummmmmm?

This pic of the week is so confusing for me. I have so many questions.

pic of the week - blacked out tattoos

1) What’s even happening here? Hernia, food poisoning, stab wound, what?

2) I shudder to ask this question, but what is he holding in his hands? And what is he doing with it? That’s as far as I’ll go with this line of inquiry…

3) Although this was taken in a bathroom, it’s not a self shot. Which begs the questions: a) Who took this picture? and b) Why? There’s clearly something wrong, why is this creepy photographer documenting his pain instead of coming to his aid?

4) That left thigh muscle terrifies me. Not technically a question, but still.

5) Why is he wearing tights? Is he a simpleton’s Robin Hood: Men in Tights? Couldn’t get his hands on a period vest or white button down, so black tights and a plain white T had to suffice? FYI: Cary Elwes and his band of merry men do it better buddy. Both physically, and because they had Mel Brooks.

Robin Hood Men In Tights

9 thoughts on “Pic of the Week: Ummmmmm?

      • Haha, you don’t want me, I’m an idiot. Although, as a Wings fan, have you seen the episode of Monk where Tim Daly does a guest spot? It’s on Netflix, season 1, episode 13: “Mr. Monk and the Airplane”

        • Looks like I know what I’m doing tonight!

          P.S. You’ve now made both Friends and Wings references. All that’s missing is a Night Court reference. Wield your powers carefully sir, because I will melt if you hit that trifecta.

  1. The guy is flexing. It’s a strange pose, but he’s actually flexing his arms (which leads to the weird, almost-grabbing of his stomach), his pecs and abs (which accounts for the leaning forward posture), and his legs (which leads to your scary quads comment). He’s wearing the tights because I bet those are his workout clothes; and I would think his workout partner is taking the picture.

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