Hey, readers. In the mood for some Pulitzer-worthy journalism? Maybe a complex think piece to really get the intellectual juices a-flowin’? Or alternatively, are you wondering if there’s a right or wrong way to kiss someone? (Spoiler alert: there is).

Well, you’re in luck!

The ladies of Stucu have written a guest post for our friends over at datingadvice.com. May we present to you (drumroll please):

The Worst Things a Guy Can Do When Kissing a Girl

In case you’re wondering, yes, we did call out an ex of mine in the article who I affectionately nicknamed Trouty Mouth, the same chump who canceled a date and dumped me the day after my birthday. So… am I thoroughly enjoying the fact that he’s been immortalized on the internet for being the worst kisser ever?

Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.

Anyway, if you’d like to read our thoughts, or judge your skills based on our criteria as D (not co-blogger D, guy I’m dating D) immediately did:

…then we thank you in advance for your awesome support! If you’re the world’s greatest kisser, or you just don’t give a shit, well fair enough, friend. We’ll have our third and final post celebrating our weird preoccupations (incidentally, we’ll be celebrating mine) later this week, so stay tuned.