New year, new adventures. Oh and new humiliation, too.

Nine months ago I started this crazy, weird, random, frustrating, exciting adventure known as online dating. If I were knocked up, I’d have a full sized human baby to show for it right now. Unfortunately, all I have is some new wisdom and a few hilarious, slightly soul crushing stories.

But now my two friends have joined in on the fun, and we can’t help but want to chronicle our (mostly ridiculous) tales. We’re already spending our weekday mornings comparing notes on gchat, but pretending to do actual work is getting annoying, so here we are.