This is semi NSFW, so proceed with caution if your boss could be standing behind you. The fact that I even need to say this about someone’s internet dating profile picture should clue you in that it’s going to be good…
I know. Crazy, ri–oh wait. There’s more…
So that’s who I’m being matched with on okcupid. In other news, still single!
Stupid Cupid 
Reasons to date me:
I had sex before with proof.
I own a head-lamp
Wow that 1st picture is so wrong. There are no words.
At least he has a general conception of the word “spelunking,” get it, conception? Ba dum bum chessh. Okay, I’ll show myself the door…
I don’t understand the wordplay here
Re-reading it, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, and to be honest, it wasn’t a great joke to begin with. I’m off my game, so I’ll just bow out before I dig myself in any deeper.